We’re not suggesting the wearing of any of these watches is going to result in a queue of babes begging for your phone number, but they will send out powerful signals that you’re a man of means, of drive, adventure and ambition. And it’s these qualities that make even the frostiest, haughtiest, most unattainable ice queen start to melt. Avoid pain, loss and rejection. Read and learn.
Fact. Women are biologically programmed to mate with the most dominant, high status man they can find.
She wants to spend time really screening the men she dates and finding the best one – but there is immense pressure from society to be with a guy who has high status – and it is looked down upon if a girl is single for a long time. She wants to find the right mate, and so do you but time is ticking.
Now all you have to do is make sure you’re wearing the right watch so that she wants to spend time with you.
Here’s a guide to help you select a watch – or watches if your budget can withstand it – that are simply brimming with male sexual confidence and charisma.
Watches with sex appeal
Adventurous: Rolex Explorer II
The Explorer and Explorer II were developed specifically for explorers to navigate rough terrain.
If the closest you get to rough terrain is Camden High Street this watch, which is pretty much Rolex entry level, tells girls in no uncertain terms that you do have an adventurous side to you – and of course Rolex is a brand she will know to be reassuringly expensive.
There’s no need to go trekking across the South Pole to impress her, she wouldn’t be impressed anyway.
The black face Explorer II hints of scuba diving in The Maldives and trekking in Mongolia without actually having to do it.
Celebrity: Chopard L.U.C XPS Tonneau
Like it or hate it, life dictates that the best looking girls get to go out with celebrities…remember that bit about them being programmed to mate with the most dominant male? If you can’t quite manage celebrity you can at least make yourself appear to be one with this watch.
It was Colin Firth’s watch of choice for the 2011 Oscars in which he walked away the winner for his portrayal of King George VI in The Kings Speech.
While Chopard offers the watch in 18k rose or white gold, it is really the white gold version with the black dial that you want.
Chopard designed the dial to be minimalistic but highly functional and of course sexual.
Playboy: Jaeger-LeCoultre AMVOX 2
Few watches have said ‘wealthy playboy’ better in recent times than the Jaeger-LeCoultre AMVOX range.
It was born of a partnership between JLC and one of the world’s most sexy sports cars, Aston Martin. The two companies, each with their rich heritage and dedication to the finest handcrafted designs, share many philosophies. Ultimately however, they both share the common goal of perfection in their art.
This watch not only says you have a fantastic timepiece, it says you also have an Aston Martin whose door can be opened with a press of the button.
How playboy do you want to be?
Reliable: Vacheron Constantin Historiques
Many young ladies go through their frivolous playboy chasing phase but come the age of 26 or 27 they start to look for the steady serious mate that is going to give them that all important security.
If this is you, and you’re looking for a life companion, a watch from the Vacheron Constantin Historiques collection sends out huge vibes that you not only have money, but also quiet good taste. It really doesn’t matter which watch you opt for from the Vacheron Constantin Historiques collection, they’re all elegant, sophisticated, superbly crafted, and only for the man who is serious about his watches and his career.
Vacheron Constantin remains one of the most desirable of the top name Swiss watch brands and one of their watches on your wrist will make many ladies take you very seriously indeed.
Rugged : Tissot Sea Touch
Most girls love their guy to be rugged; a little bit tanned, a little bit adventurous, but also very much in touch with his luxurious side, like weekending with well to do pals on a yacht. The SEA-Touch by Tissot has all of these qualities.
It maintains high performance at all levels – above and below sea.
Right down to a depth of 200 metres, wearers literally have the sophisticated functionality of this high-tech diving watch at their fingertips.
For the man who is rarely in the same time zone for more than a week, there are two time zones. The Tissot Sea Touch integrates a digital chronograph, thermometer, alarm, perpetual calendar date, compass and divers’ logbook, all activated by touch on the glass. She won’t be interested in all that, but she’ll love the way it looks on your tanned wrist.
In control: Breitling Navitimer
Most people in politics are men. Most bosses of businesses are men. Men are the leaders and the heads of households.
Up until the 60’s women did not even leave the house to work normal jobs – they were housewives.
There is a strong movement for women to play the same roles as men right now, and it is being positioned as equality. Breitling watches are not about equality. They’re about being big and masculine. They tell the world you know what you want and where you are going. Their most iconic watch is the Navitimer 806.
The name is a combination of the words Navigation & Timer, since the watch was originally developed as a navigation watch for pilots, who could use the sliderule to calculate remaining distances and fuel consumption.
The Navitimer seriously put Breitling on the world map. The great thing about Breitling’s is that if you shop around you can pick one up for a little over US$1000 and still look like you are in complete control.
On the way up: Seiko Premier Automatic SPB001
Ok, so you haven’t made it just yet, and the top name brand Swiss watches are out of your price league. This does not mean you have to forget about the ladies. Far from it. You can still attract powerfully with a watch like the Seiko Premier Automatic.
The style is decidedly Swiss wannabe, and looks a little like a marriage between Breitling and Maurice Lacroix. It’s marketed as a dress watch but if you play your cards right with this watch there’s no reason why it couldn’t quickly become an ‘undress watch’.
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